Chinese Have Small and Limp You-Know-What's

In the last four days I have received approximately 600 e-mails that all look more or less of the form,

From Genuine Cialis/Viagra
To someone_random@verizon.net
Subject Client Privelaged: Reminder

YOUR RENEWAL REMINDER FOR JUNE >> PLEASE RENEW NOW

Dear Valued Customer,

We have not been able to reach you.
We have sent the notice below several
times. This will be your last opportunity
to act upon the special offer being presented.

To take advantage of this savings offer, all
you need to do is renew your order through the
official authentic website. Customers using this
method are saving more. We now encourage all
customers to use this secure option for optimal
savings. Thank you.

Warm Regards,
Brian D. Meloche, Renewal Services
Corporate Offices, NY, NY, US

http://myrenewremind.com


This will be good to discuss.Very safe encrypted Message is inbox.Normal Message has been approved.This message has been scanned and is approvedSpecial safety notice, OK.Very safe encrypted Message is inbox.Great opportunity Very safe encrypted Message is inbox.Special safety notice, OK.

With the cooperation of my ISP, I no longer get these messages (they're truncated at the mail server so that they no longer appear on my desktop). However, I got curious and did some research on the mentioned domain (data courtesy of whois.net):

[whois.paycenter.com.cn]
The Data in Paycenter's WHOIS database is provided by Paycenter
for information purposes, and to assist persons in obtaining
information about or related to a domain name registration
record.
Paycenter does not guarantee its accuracy.  By submitting
a WHOIS query, you agree that you will use this Data only
for lawful purposes and that, under no circumstances will
you use this Data to:
(1) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission
of mass unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations
via e-mail (spam); or
(2) enable high volume, automated, electronic processes that
apply to Paycenter or its systems.
Paycenter reserves the right to modify these terms at any time.
By submitting this query, you agree to abide by this policy.
  
Domain Name:myrenewremind.com


Registrant:
Shichun Wang
NO.47,hepinnanlu street,kunmin City,yunnan Province
346892



Administrative Contact:
WangShichun
Shichun Wang
NO.47,hepinnanlu street,kunmin City,yunnan Province
kunming Yunnan 346892
CN
tel:  871 3522632
fax:  871 3523779
yayun22@163.com

Technical Contact:
WangShichun
Shichun Wang
NO.47,hepinnanlu street,kunmin City,yunnan Province
kunming Yunnan 346892
CN
tel:   3522632
fax:   3523779
yayun22@163.com

Billing Contact:
WangShichun
Shichun Wang
NO.47,hepinnanlu street,kunmin City,yunnan Province
kunming Yunnan 346892
CN
tel:   3522632
fax:   3523779
yayun22@163.com

Registration Date: 2008-05-30
    Update Date: 2008-05-30
Expiration Date: 2009-05-30

 Primary DNS:  ns1.trieante.com  124.236.241.91
Secondary DNS:  ns2.trieante.com  221.122.67.149

I have a message for you dorks in Yunnan Province:

1. If you're getting paid by the number of delivered messages, your clients are getting ripped off. Verizon silently eats your messages and we customers never see them. You cannot use the fact that a mail message doesn't bounce as any sort of indication that your message has been successfully delivered.
   
2. It's clear, due to your preoccupation with certain body parts, that you have an epidemic of limp and undersized ones in China, and my sympathy goes out to you.
3. Your small and limp body parts have affected your brain if you think Americans will send money overseas to a web site that does not have HTTPS and a valid certificate authority when I need to proffer a credit card, especially when you used dishonest means to put your message in my inbox to begin with.
4. It furthers my opinion that Chinese goods are only safe if they are not to be ingested or given to children, since they have obviously affected your virility and intelligence.
   

Get a clue, guys!

P.S. -- Your spell checking is as atrocious as your grammar and your ethics. "Privelaged"? Sheesh.